I went to TES to see Lady M present on demystifying the single tail. Imagine my surprise on finding out that she would not be able to present. So there was a substitute teacher as it were, which wasn’t bad. Lolita graciously stepped in. The demo went well; hey it was a single tail demo. I had wished it was a bit more on hands, but maybe it was best that it wasn’t since I did have anyone to hit. But a gal can dream.
After a few of us went out to eat, got to love New York, went to tick tock and I have to say it’s not what it use to be. Service was lousy, I think the waiter thought he was funny, but he wasn’t and he got not one but two of our simple orders wrong. And when I say simple I mean simple, two eggs over hard, not easy and French fries, not sweet potato fries. And if that wasn’t bad enough when Lady Sabrina asked for sweet and low for her ice tea, he told her to stick her finger in. Like I said he thought he was funny. I wanted to slap the shit out of him, but Lady Sabrina said we were ladies and didn’t do that. I kept telling her I was a different kind of lady and that slapping him might get him in line and better service.
This got us talking about guys who give no thought to what they say.
Like when they walk up to a woman they don’t know a call her mistress.
When they say they have no limits.
When they say they’ll do anything.
When they say they are into service, but what they really mean is they want to eat some pussy.
When they are asked a question and say what ever make you happy.
Believe it or not this is my favorite line. It’s really the little things with me. I’m simple, so what makes me happy are the little things. So here’s a list of things that would make me happy:
Look at every episode of Xena warrior princes and report back to me what the lesbian hype was about.
Pay my rent for a year or two. And while you’re at it, do my food shopping, house cleaning and cook my meals. Take me shopping at DeMask, I love latex.
Before Hellfire closed my sister and I went to have a night of debauchery, which could always be found there. A guy walks up to us and asks mistress can I get you any thing? Right there was his first mistake, but we gave him a pass while still correcting him. I’m no ones mistress. When I ask why he’s here he says, he’s her to do whatever he can to make us happy. Well, me being me and my sister being her. I say “hey sis lets get the jumper cables out the car attach one end to the battery, the end to his balls and start the car?” Her eyes light up, yeah let’s do that. We start to get real excited about the idea. All of the blood left his face and he was totally white. Out of concern we asked if he was alright. “You still want to make us happy right?” I asked to which he replied, we were to hard core for him. He excused himself and my sister and I laughed so hard we almost peed on ourselves. The woman at the bar hearing our conversation, joked saying we were trouble. But she too was laughing.
What really makes me happy is a gentleman who has thought out/worked out what he’s looking for in his life.
Until next time Perverts
Laugh and the world laughs with you or at you. 
